Dear Bobby Jack,

After last night's performance by your secondary, you appear to have reached the depth of coaching.  I call on the definition of the transitive verb Coach:to train intensively (as by instruction and demonstration).  If that performance last night against the Sand Aggies is your example of "coaching" then I am embarrassed for you. 

First of all, someone should ALWAYS be on Crabtree.  That stand alone touchdown in the first half is inexcusable.  Additionally, what were you thinking leaving them in zone all night?  Weren't you around about 7 years ago when our offense shredded zone defenses for the fun of it with Leach's left behind schemes?  Again, what were you thinking? 

Bobby Jack, if I had your job and had put this great group of athletes in this situation for 2 weeks out of the 12 week season, I would go to my office today, pack my trash and go find something else to do for a living.  You apparently have no shame or you would be professionally embarrassed.  Since you are not, I am professionally embarrassed for your dumb ass.  This team would be better off without you. 

It's a long winter after the Poulan weed eater bowl, better start finding a hobby.

Quinton