Spring is here.  125ish days until kickoff.  That means skirt alerts, spring football and the NFL draft.  Here's a little news to you from everywhere:

Congress wants Justice Department to probe BCS
Some elected Jackasses from Hawaii and Boise are wanting to investigate college football's illegal enterprise called the BCS.  Now really? I'm for a playoff as much as the next guy but if it weren't for the BCS there would be no statue of liberty play in Siesta Bowl and no fat Polynesian kids dancing in whatever bowl they played in because neither of them would have made it through a playoff.  One game wonders. 

Are you planning to waterboard them until they confess?

Affidavit: Rodriguez offered job to accused man
I can't believe Michigan hired this joker.  Has he done anything but run players off and embarrass them?  Rich Rodriguez is horrible.  Congratulations Wolverines.  You've sold your soul to the devil for a BCS showing. 

Defensive rebuilding key to Sooners' spring
Griffin: Sooners hit the practice field hungry
Surprise!!!!  Sooners are hungry after being caught sleeping in the Siesta bowl...again.  It's all the same old stuff in Norman with Bobby Jack Wright teaching a young group of athletes how to slip into the fatal position after the ball gets snapped, bite on the play fake, fall for the statue of liberty play and give 10 yards cushion on 3rd and 2.   Welcome to Oklahoma where   

And here is a great breakdown of spring football in the Big 11( I have officially excluded Baylor) 
http://cfn.scout.com/2/746191.html


Eight days until the draft.  Bobby Jack and whorns deserve each other.  See ya.

Words to live by:  "stay away from the business end of a meat cannon"~mike tyson