#3 Texas at Texas A&M, 7:00 ESPiN

What else can you say?  Thanksgiving day.  Horns vs Ags (in College Station).  It’s the Chicken vs. those gay bars in Austin.  Jerrod has put together a solid year, but it doesn’t stand up to what Colt and his “roommate” are doing in Austin.  Unfortunately you metrosexual Horns are going to the “real Texas” where the men are men (there’s some sheep comment here, but I don’t recall).  The Ags can put some points on the board and Jerrod Johnson still has something to prove against the whorns who didn’t want him.  The Ags have to focus on a couple chinks in the whorns armor if they want to even have a chance to represent.  Ags need to blitz early and often (with their 11th ranked sack D) against the #13 passing offense and #57 in sacks allowed Horns.  Von Miller (#1 in sacks) is a beast and Lamar Houston (#92 in sacks) is a naked, bongo playing Austin homo.  I’m hearing the “Cart McCry” chant as I speak.   The only other chink in the armor is that Texas’ punting game sucks (99th).  Blitz early/often, make them try to run the ball (55th ranked run O) against run blitz and nickel and you’ll see some three and outs.  And as far as the whorns go, if Herbie can get his mouth off of Mack's man parts long enough to call the game it could be an easy ride to the Big 12 championship (in Texas). 

Pick: Firebobbyjack is often wrong but never in doubt like Matthew Berry and  Derek Smith (my favorite aggies).  Shorthorns are favored by 21.  I'm with the home dog and the points.  Speaking of home dogs...